traveling abroad

in england everyone listens to dido
and they all watched are you being served
mr humphreys is always free
in england every call box is a space ship
that can travel through space and time
and every wardrobe has exactly one witch and a couple
of lions
everyone smokes marijuana and has fabulous sex
and jk rowling is your best friend because
she's your next door neighbor
because england is a little island
on my map just the size of a postage stamp
and they all ride double decker buses to stonehenge
everyone knows that this is way it is
and england's just like australia except no kangaroos
and the aussies of course of blood in their brains
from walking upside down
and being in england's just like indiana except for the chips and cabbage. At least that's how i've always imagined it