traveling abroad ii

and if texas collided into england and was surrounded by water
it would be australia
down south there are
only kangaroos
and ulurus
well, no, just one uluru
but it's so big it could be two
two luru?
no luru
uga chooga choogaru
and everyone there is a cowboy
except there are no cows outside of sidney
so they all ride on crocodiles
and the crocodiles don't care
no one wears underwear
because in australia they're all just britons,
only freer