POEMS

In homage to the fromage and cheddar eating, whisker wearing, all too daring little vermin who fill our house in winter.


1.
I am big
and you are small
I can't wait to kill you all

gas you, trap you, burn you,
stake you--
dirty critters, how I hate you !

God's creation lovely be
long as it stays outside
away from me.


2.
I love the trap
bloody and red
that tears away the mouse's head

I love the poisoned piece of cheese
that makes the little bastards wheeze

I love Phil the exterminator
because the mouse....

GOD HOW I HATE HER !!!